Betentacled horror from outer space

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Description

In Paradox University, this eldritch horror is turned horribly mad and ends his days raving because of YOU! Obviously you intruded on its tea-time.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• Your face scares it into submission. You get the jump on it.
• Its face scares you into submission. It gets the jump on you.

Successful Attack(s):

• It tried to pour scalding hot tea over you, but misses and just hurls the empty cup at you instead, causing X DAMAGE!
• It slaps you in the ear with a squishy tentacle for X DAMAGE!
• It makes faces, scaring several kinds of crap out of you and doing 39 DAMAGE at the same time.!

Miss Message(s):

• It's briefly distracted by a guy stepping through a dimensional portal. It forgets to hit you while it eats him.
• It listens to your excuses, answers "Oh R'lyeh?" and then ignores you completely.
• It tries to drag you off into its mad dreamworld, but you don't go with strangers. Unless they offer you candy first.

Location(s)

• Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: infinite ring(X%)
• You acquire an item: rubbery tentacle (X%)
• You acquire an item: cup of F.T.G.F.O.P Darjeeling (X%)

Stats:

• You gain 9-13 brawn subpoints
• You gain 5-8 brains subpoints
• You gain 5-8 bravado subpoints

References

• Most likely a reference to Cthulu and other H.P. Lovecraft-esque monsters.
• O Rly? Is a reference to the O Rly? Owl meme.