Blade

Listed on this page are all the Blade type weapons in the game.

Image	Item Name	Hands	Attack	Damage Type	Obtained From
	Razor-tipped glove	1	50	Physical damage	SuperMegaGoogolplex Cinema
	Really big ruler	1	22	Physical damage	Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab
	Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors	1	15	Physical damage	Demo Location
	SCYTHE OF DOOOOOOM	2	15	Physical damage	Junkyard
	Tiny dagger	1	10	Physical damage	DQS Kitchens
	Cold chisel	1	8	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park
	Cheese cutter	1	6	Physical damage	Kitchens
	Shovel	2	6	Physical damage	Downtown
	Rusty butterknife‎	1	3	Physical damage	Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Notes

• Gobberwart renamed the "Knife" type weapons to "Blade" on November 3rd, 2008.