Buff beer

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A drink for real men! Just like the name claims, if you drink this powerful brew, you'll feel a lot more buff. Sure to impress the ladies, however, it may have an uncertain effect if drunk by women.

Type: drink
Autosell value: 24
Turns on use: ?
Intoxication on use: {{{intoxication}}}
Bladder: 1

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: cans of buff beer

Obtained From

• Junkyard
  • Beer Cache

When Consumed

You pop the top off the can with a satisfying fizzzz and down the beer in a single gulp. After a few seconds, and an extra-loud belch, you decide that it really does make you much more appealing, witty and a better dancer. Not to mention buff.

Mmmmmm... beer.

• You gain 2? turns
• You gain 1 bladder

Stats:

• You gain 3 bravado

Effects:

• Stud Power (5 turns)

References

• Refers to Duff Beer from The Simpsons.
• "Mmmmmm... beer." is a direct quote from Homer Simpson.

Collection

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