Giant scientist-eating shroom

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Description

It's terrifyingly huge, disturbingly motile, strangely coloured and feeds on scientists that don't publish enough. When was your last publication anyway?

Confident in yourself and your braininess, you get the jump on it.

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Successful Attack:

• It It extrudes some tentacles and tries to tear you apart for X DAMAGE! Whatever happened to love doing that?
• It slithers over you, covering you in poisonous goo, which eats away at your ego for X DAMAGE!
• It emits a cloud of spores which hurt your eyes for X DAMAGE! OW and EEWWW, hopefully you'll not be growing baby killer shrooms in your eyeballs.

Miss Messages:

• It turns yellow and falls asleep, when suddenly a short, mustachioed plumber comes along and kicks it.
• It tries to entangle you in its mycelium, but then realises it doesn't have any.
• It makes a belching sound, then starts to complain about that really bad trip the last scientist gave him.
• It says "Feed me Seymour", but Seymour isn't there.

Location(s)

• Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: funky pink spores
• You acquire an item: mysterious white spores
• You acquire an item: strange green spores

Stats:

• You gain 1-6 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-4 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-4 bravado subpoints

Notes

• If the battle takes too long, this message will end the fight:

"It has grown bored with the fight and wandered off.

Try not to take so long next time!"

References

• The miss message: "Feed me Seymour" is a reference to the movie "Little Shop of Horrors".
• The first miss message is a reference to the Mario game franchise. Mario is a plumber who 'jumps' on enemies (preferably mushrooms).