Hard rock snake

Description

In an offshoot of the Zweit-Childer Mine, you lose your footing and stumble into a pit, where there's an upturned mining cart with a broken front axle, some piles of rubble, and a pretty cool-looking but also huge and scary snake.

After close examination of the cart, the broken axle appears to have been caused by a lack of grease on a squeaky wheel, which is all very interesting, until you remember the gigantic SNNAAAAKKKE!

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:30

Power Level:

Attack Rating: 30

Defence Rating: 30

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Yes, Poison damage
• Elemental Weakness: No
• Physical Resistance: Yes, Poison resistance

Combat Messages

Initiative Message:

• You manage to sneak up on it.

Jump Message:

• It senses your presence and whips around to face you!
• It gets the drop on you!

Successful Attack(s):

• It belts you in the Body parts for X POISON DAMAGE!
• It punches you in the Body parts for X POISON DAMAGE!
• It whacks you in the Body parts for X POISON DAMAGE!

Missed Attack(s):

• It tries to smack you in the Body parts but isn't a very good smacker and misses!
• It tries to whack you in the Body parts but isn't a very good whacker and misses!
• It attempts to punch you in the Body parts but can't quite manage it!
• It tries to punch you in the Body parts but isn't a very good puncher and misses!

Location(s)

• The Zweit-Childer Mine

Rewards

• snakeskin pants (20% chance)
• snakehead guitar pick (30% chance)
• legendary hard rock hat (15% chance)
• snake oil
• You gain 30-46? moolah

Stats:

• You gain 2-6 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-3 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-3 bravado subpoints

Notes

• The snake can apparently attempt to punch you, despite not having fists.

References

• The name is a reference to a chain of bar-restaurants founded in 1971 know as Hard Rock Cafes
• The description makes reference to the idiom "the squeaky wheel gets the grease."
• The image of the snake is in the likeness of Slash [1].