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He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing n DAMAGE! What a jerk!
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He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble. | He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble. | ||
| − | He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover. | + | == Combat Messages == |
| + | ''Initiative message(s):'' | ||
| + | <center>He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover. | ||
| + | </center> | ||
| − | + | ''Hit message(s):'' | |
| − | ''Hit | + | <center>He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing '''n''' DAMAGE! What a jerk! |
| − | <center>He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing '''n''' DAMAGE! What a jerk!</center> | + | He sissy-punches you in the leg for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk! |
| + | </center> | ||
== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
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== Rewards == | == Rewards == | ||
| − | + | '''Items:''' | |
| − | + | <center> | |
| − | + | [[Image:hypershirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt]] '''( ?% )''' | |
| − | + | ||
| + | [[Image:jogshorts.png]] You acquire an item: [[ridiculously loose shorts]] '''( ?% )''' | ||
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| + | [[Image:fncyshoe.png]] You acquire an item: [[fancy jogging shoes]] '''( ?% )''' | ||
| + | |||
| + | [[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 11 [[moolah]] | ||
| + | </center> | ||
'''Stats:''' | '''Stats:''' | ||
| − | + | <center> | |
| − | + | You gain 1 [[brawn]], [[brains]], and [[bravado]] | |
| − | + | </center> | |
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
Revision as of 04:15, 5 September 2008
Description
As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!
He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s):
Hit message(s):
He sissy-punches you in the leg for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk!
Location(s)
Rewards
Items:
You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )
You gain 11 moolah
Stats:
Notes
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