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Revision as of 05:22, 5 September 2008
Description
As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!
He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s):
Jumped message(s):
Hit message(s):
He sissy-punches you in the <bodypart> for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk!
Miss message(s):
He tries to attack you, but hasn't quite got his breath back, so he doubles over wheezing "healthily" instead. Jerk.
Location(s)
Rewards
Items:
You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )
You gain 11-12 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
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