Kamikaze flying squirrel

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Description

What happens when a little squirrel gets hold of a little plane and spends a little too much time watching old war movies? He goes a little crazy, that's what.

Looks like this particular crazy squirrel either thinks you're after his nuts, or has mistaken you for Pearl Harbor.

Combat Messages

Initiative message(s):

While the squirrel buzzes angrily around your head, chattering unintelligibly, you decide to take matters into your own hands and attack him first.

Jumped message(s):

With a high-pitched scream of "BANZAIIIII!" the squirrel starts to attack you. Unfortunately, he neglected to spell it, so you're busily searching for miniature trees while he launches his attack.

Hit message(s):

He shrieks something unintelligible, but follows it up with "AAIIEE!" (so you know he really means it), before crashing his tiny plane right into your head and causing you n DAMAGE!

Swooping low over your head, the squirrel drops what looks to be an acorn directly on your groin. Apparently this acorn has a little something special in the middle, because it explodes on contact, causing you 2 DAMAGE!

Miss message(s):

He attempts to fly his little plane into your bum, but misses by a clear foot. Understandable, really, there's not much opportunity to practice in his line of work.

Location(s)

• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Rewards

Items:

You acquire an item: aviator helmet ( ?% )

You acquire an item: acorn bomb ( ?% )

Stats:

You gain 2 brawn, brains, and bravado