Oh no you di'n't!

This are all the messages you get when you try to do something you really can't do.

Messages

• Trying to buy something from yourself:
  • You can't buy stuff from yourself. What a preposterous hypothesis! Did Steve tell you you could do that?

• Trying to over drink:
  • Drinking that would be a bad idea. Your bladder might go pop!

• Trying to over eat:
  • You can't fit that into your stomach.

• Trying to use a device when your out of Technology Points (TP):
  • You don't have enough Technology Points to use this device!

• Not selecting an item to buy:
  • You need to select an item to buy first!

• Buying something you can't afford:
  • You can't afford that.

• Buying zero or nothing of something in a NPC store:
  • You need to tell me how many you'd like to buy!

• Buying negative zero of something in a NPC store:
  • Don't be silly. You can't buy zero of something. Well, you can, but what's the point?

• Buying negative one or lower of something in a NPC store:
  • How can you possibly buy a negative number of something?

• Trying to generate more than three random jokes per day:
  • Despite much fiddling on your behalf, the device stubbornly refuses to do anything. Perhaps it's had enough for one day?

• Trying to watch a movie with less than 2 turns:
  • It takes 2 turns to watch a movie. You're going to need to come back another time.

• Trying to use a holographic pair o' dice when you've gotten snake eyes:
  • You open up the device, but instead of the usual pair o' dice showing, say, a seven or eleven, you see a pair o' evil looking red snake eyes watching you. Looks like you need to wait until later before you can use this again.

• Making a trade offer with yourself:
  • Offer Not Sent: Trading with yourself is just asking for trouble!

References

• Did Steve tell you could do that is a possible reference to Steve Sawyer who told every one about hope and everything was possible.
• "Oh no you Di'n't became response to a bold statement, accusation, or action; slang for "you're going to wish you hadn't said/done that,"