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<center>He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE! | <center>He throws a few invisible things at you. After realizing that they're doing nothing at all, he picks up a nearby rock and beans you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE! | ||
He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk! | He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk! | ||
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| + | He throws an invisible ball in the air, and hits it with an invisible baseball bat. While you're watching this ridiculous display, he pounds you in the <[[Body parts]]> for 2 DAMAGE! | ||
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Revision as of 22:34, 23 September 2008
Description
Oh great, you've encountered a mime! These guys are like incredibly boring clowns. They don't make balloon animals or ride in tiny cars. In fact, all they do is hang out in the park, amidst all the flowers and Frisbees, and pretend to interact with invisible objects. Wow, entertaining. Even joggers think mimes are jerks.
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s):
You distract him by waving an invisible flower in his face, and attack when he stops to smell it.
Jumped message(s):
Successful attack message(s):
He mimes being in a whole world of pain. He's pretty convincing, too.
He grimaces with pain, and demonstrates his ability to mime being injured by bleeding profusely. Which is good because, frankly, he could use the colour.
Hit message(s):
He starts to attack you, then decides against it. Then he balls up his fist to hit you, and decides against that too. Just as you're about to say "Hit me already!", he flags down a passing jogger who punches you in the <Body parts> for 2 DAMAGE. What a jerk!
He throws an invisible ball in the air, and hits it with an invisible baseball bat. While you're watching this ridiculous display, he pounds you in the <Body parts> for 2 DAMAGE!
Miss message(s):
He tries to punch you in the <Body parts> but you quickly erect an invisible wall, and he punches that instead.
He tries to attack you, but is held back by an imaginary wind.
Location(s)
Rewards
Items:
You acquire an item: stripy mime shirt ( ?% )
You acquire an item: floppy white beret ( ?% )
You gain 10-12 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
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