Pretty Much Lost

Description

Remember that one time when you were on a plane that crashed on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean and you spent over 5 years trying to find a way off and finally got the feeling that you were never going to escape? Now you've got that feeling once again, but this time there's no robot in a grass skirt, bad or otherwise.

Effect

• Randomly changes where you are adventuring every turn, much like teleportitis (from NetHack, originally called Hack, a Rogue-like game).

Obtained By

• Drinking Sweet lemonade

References

• The Description's whole first line describes the plot of the TV show Lost and its 5 seasons.
• The Description's end of the second line is a play on the two producing groups that made the show; "Bad Robot Productions" and "Grass Skirt Productions"