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It falls over and its stupid stumpy legs paddle the air quite ineffectually.
It starts to chase its own tail in a very mechanical and stupid way.
It somersaults in an attempt to bite your nose off, but accidentally gets its teeth stuck in its own backside. Yes, it bites its own shiny metal ass.
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| − | + | <center>It falls over and its stupid stumpy legs paddle the air quite ineffectually.</center> | |
| − | + | <center>It starts to chase its own tail in a very mechanical and stupid way.</center> | |
| − | + | <center>It somersaults in an attempt to bite your nose off, but accidentally gets its teeth stuck in its own backside. Yes, it bites its own shiny metal ass.</center> | |
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Revision as of 23:10, 8 February 2009
Description
This is probably the most useless piece of technology ever created. With a tinny, crackly voice it barks at you, then wobbles closer, lifts one of its legs and positively widdles some machine oil on your foot.
Time to kick some metallic doggie arse!
Enraged by so much insolence you get the jump on it.
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Rewards
- You acquire an item: Smug Pug Rug (10%?)
- You acquire an item: weak laser emitter (23%?)
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Notes
References
- The phrase "...it bites its own shiny metal ass." is a reference to the catchphrase of the robot, Bender, from Futurama. His favourite saying is "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
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