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− | *You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... | + | *You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands. |
− | + | <center> | |
− | + | <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="1"> | |
− | + | <tr style="background: #6181b1;"> | |
− | + | <td width="40%"><b>Joke Question</b></td> | |
− | + | <td width="40%"><b>Joke Answer</b></td> | |
− | + | </tr> | |
− | + | <tr> | |
− | + | <td>Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank?</td> | |
− | + | <td>He wanted to make a clean getaway!</td> | |
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>What has four wheels and flies?</td> | ||
+ | <td>A garbage truck!</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>What do porcupines say when they kiss?</td> | ||
+ | <td>OUCH!</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | <tr> | ||
+ | <td>What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it?</td> | ||
+ | <td>Silence!</td> | ||
+ | </tr> | ||
+ | </table> | ||
+ | </center> | ||
== References == | == References == |
Revision as of 22:02, 23 September 2008
This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare.
Type: combat item
Autosell value: 120
Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored
Plural: Really bad jokes
Obtained From
When Used
Successful Attacks:
- You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... <Joke Question> you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. <Joke Answer> He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.
Joke Question | Joke Answer |
Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank? | He wanted to make a clean getaway! |
What has four wheels and flies? | A garbage truck! |
What do porcupines say when they kiss? | OUCH! |
What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it? | Silence! |
References
Notes
- Can only generate three jokes per day.
Collection
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