Really bad joke

This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare.

Type: combat item
Autosell value: 120

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: Really bad jokes

Obtained From

• RCJG-4000

When Used

Successful Attacks:

• You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... <Joke Question> you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. <Joke Answer> He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

Joke Question	Joke Answer
Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank?	He wanted to make a clean getaway!
What has four wheels and flies?	A garbage truck!
What do porcupines say when they kiss?	OUCH!
What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it?	Silence!
What is black and white and noisy?	A zebra with a drum kit!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a dog?	A mega-bite!

Notes

• Can only generate three jokes per day.

Collection

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