Really big ruler

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Most rulers are really small, like Napoleon for example, but not this one. Seriously, the others just don't measure up. This is definitely one ruler to rule them all.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: blade
Hands: 1
Attack: 20
Cost of TP on use: {{{costofTPonuse}}}
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 24

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: ?
Bonus: N/A

Obtained From

• Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab (parent)
  • trigonometric malfunction

Combat Messages

Successful Attack

• With a slap and a thwack you leave your opponent thoroughly smacked for X damage.
• You measure your opponents with your ruler, then deliver a well-calculated, custom-made hit for X damage.
• The sound of your ruler reminds your opponents of that time back in school when they were naughty. Your opponents are scared for X damage.
• You give your opponents a taste of your blade! Errrr�[sic]. ruler. X damage.

Fumble Message

• You try to hit your opponent with your ruler, but it rebounds and slaps you right in the forehead for X damage.

Collection

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