Schrodinger cat

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Description

Right out of the box the scientists forgot the third and most important state a cat can be in when locked into a box. Not only may it be there or not there, it can also be bloody annoyed and eager to shred your face.

Opponent Level Information

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Attack Rating:

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Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction:None
• Elemental Weakness: None
• Physical Resistance: None

Combat Messages

Initiative Messages:

• With a "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" you get the jump on it.
• Right here, right now it gets the jump on you.

Successful Attacks:

• It demands an explanation of what a quantum actually is. You start to stammer something about waves or ...uh.. was it particles and how they are all over the place. FAIL! Your own measly reasoning hurts your brain for X DAMAGE!
• It drops on your head. Before you can even start to wonder how it did that it is already busily clawing at your eys for X DAMAGE!
• It rolls over for you to tickle its tummy, then claws your hand because you're doing it wrong for X DAMAGE!

Missed Attacks:

• Suddenly it starts to retch pathetically and then spits out a hairball. How embarrassing!
• It starts to attack you, then decides that washing its ears is much more fascinating than you are.

Location(s)

• Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: furball
• You acquire an item: Schrodinger's pants
• You acquire an item: Kool-Kat-Aid

Stats:

• You gain 7-13 brawn
• You gain 3-7 brains
• You gain 3-7 bravado

References

• This Whole monster is a reference to the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment.
• It states that there is a third state the cat can be in, the other two being alive and dead.