Schrodinger cat

Description

Right out of the box the scientists forgot the third and most important state a cat can be in when locked into a box. Not only may it be there or not there, it can also be bloody annoyed and eager to shred your face.

With a "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" you get the jump on it.

Combat Messages

• Suddenly it starts to retch pathetically and then spits out a hairball. How embarrassing!
• It starts to attack you, then decides that washing its ears is much more fascinating than you are.

Location(s)

• Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: furball
• You acquire an item: Schrodinger's pants

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn
• You gain 1-4 brains
• You gain 1-4 bravado

References

• This Whole monster is a reference to Schrödinger's cat