Schrodinger cat

Description

Right out of the box the scientists forgot the third and most important state a cat can be in when locked into a box. Not only may it be there or not there, it can also be bloody annoyed and eager to shred your face.

With a "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" you get the jump on it.

Combat Messages

Successful Attacks:

• It demands an explanation of what a quantum actually is. You start to stammer something about waves or ...uh.. was it particles and how they are all over the place. FAIL! Your own measly reasoning hurts your brain for 4 DAMAGE!

Missed Attacks:

• Suddenly it starts to retch pathetically and then spits out a hairball. How embarrassing!
• It starts to attack you, then decides that washing its ears is much more fascinating than you are.

Location(s)

• Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: furball
• You acquire an item: Schrodinger's pants
• You acquire an item: Kool-Kat-Aid

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn
• You gain 1-4 brains
• You gain 1-4 bravado

References

• This Whole monster is a reference to Schrödinger's cat