Seriously cybernetic hot beverage dispenser

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Description

The original concept behind this strange contraption is that it would scan your fingerprint and produce exactly the hot beverage you felt like, just the way you like it. What the DQS scientists actually invented was a machine that would brew anything it felt like and give it to you whether you like it or not.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• While it sits quietly on the kitchen bench, you sneak up on it.

Successful Attack(s):

• It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
• It gives you a refreshing peppermint tea, as an enema, causing X DAMAGE to your sphincter. Say WHAT!?!

Failed Attack(s):

• Your opponent produces a concoction that seems to be gazpacho soup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. It decides that this mix is too disgusting, even to be forced upon you, and quickly disposes of it.
• Instead of hitting you, it buzzes and whirs and produces a brew that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike chicken noodle soup.
• It gets ready to attack you again but seizes up and only manages to cough out a cloud of coffee grounds.

Location(s)

• Kitchens

Rewards

• teaspoon of coffee grounds (X%)
• almost, but not entirely, unlike chicken soup
• You gain XX moolah

Stats: 2-7 subpoints gained per combat

• You gain 0-3 brawn
• You gain 0-2 brains
• You gain 0-2 bravado