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== Description ==
 
== Description ==
 
The original concept behind this strange contraption is that it would scan your fingerprint and produce exactly the hot beverage you felt like, just the way you like it. What the DQS scientists actually invented was a machine that would brew anything it felt like and give it to you whether you like it or not.
 
The original concept behind this strange contraption is that it would scan your fingerprint and produce exactly the hot beverage you felt like, just the way you like it. What the DQS scientists actually invented was a machine that would brew anything it felt like and give it to you whether you like it or not.
 
 
== Opponent Level Information ==
 
== Opponent Level Information ==
 
'''Opponent Level:'''
 
'''Opponent Level:'''
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'''Power Level:'''
  
 
'''Attack Rating:'''
 
'''Attack Rating:'''
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'''Defence Rating:'''
 
'''Defence Rating:'''
  
 
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== Scaling ==
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*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
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*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
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*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
 
== Combat Messages ==
 
== Combat Messages ==
 
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
 
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
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'''Successful Attack(s):'''
 
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
 
*It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
 
*It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
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*It gives you a refreshing peppermint tea, as an enema, causing X DAMAGE to your sphincter. Say WHAT!?!
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*It shares a nice frothy cappuccino by tipping it on your groin. You don't enjoy the X DAMAGE that this does.
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'''Failed Attack(s):'''
 
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
 
*Your opponent produces a concoction that seems to be gazpacho soup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. It decides that this mix is too disgusting, even to be forced upon you, and quickly disposes of it.
 
*Your opponent produces a concoction that seems to be gazpacho soup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. It decides that this mix is too disgusting, even to be forced upon you, and quickly disposes of it.
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== Rewards ==
 
== Rewards ==
*[[teaspoon of coffee grounds]] (X%)
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*[[teaspoon of coffee grounds]] (30% drop)
*[[almost, but not entirely, unlike chicken soup]]
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*[[almost, but not entirely, unlike chicken soup]] (30% drop)
*You gain XX [[moolah]]
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'''Stats:'''
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*You gain XX [[brawn]]
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'''Stats:''' 2-7 subpoints gained per combat
*You gain XX [[brains]]
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*You gain 0-3 [[brawn]]
*You gain XX [[bravado]]
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*You gain 0-2 [[brains]]
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*You gain 0-2 [[bravado]]
  
 
== Notes ==
 
== Notes ==

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Description

The original concept behind this strange contraption is that it would scan your fingerprint and produce exactly the hot beverage you felt like, just the way you like it. What the DQS scientists actually invented was a machine that would brew anything it felt like and give it to you whether you like it or not.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

  • While it sits quietly on the kitchen bench, you sneak up on it.

Successful Attack(s):

  • It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
  • It gives you a refreshing peppermint tea, as an enema, causing X DAMAGE to your sphincter. Say WHAT!?!
  • It shares a nice frothy cappuccino by tipping it on your groin. You don't enjoy the X DAMAGE that this does.

Failed Attack(s):

  • Your opponent produces a concoction that seems to be gazpacho soup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. It decides that this mix is too disgusting, even to be forced upon you, and quickly disposes of it.
  • Instead of hitting you, it buzzes and whirs and produces a brew that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike chicken noodle soup.
  • It gets ready to attack you again but seizes up and only manages to cough out a cloud of coffee grounds.

Location(s)

Rewards


Stats: 2-7 subpoints gained per combat

Notes

References

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