Six banana-wielding monkeys

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Description

In an effort to increase the amount of time the scientists had for doing "science" instead of making tasty beverages and snacks, DQS management thought it would be a good idea to train monkeys to make them instead. Unfortunately, and somewhat predictably, the monkeys are bored with that and want to do something a whole lot more exciting. Right now, the most exciting thing they can think of is to hurt you. Badly.

They're armed with bananas. Well, seriously, what else is a monkey going to wield? Other than the tiny daggers in their off-hands.

No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway.

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• Undeterred by the ridiculous notion of being beaten up with a banana, you get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

Failed Attack(s):

• Instead of attacking you, they unexpectedly decide to build a simian pyramid.

Location(s)

• Kitchens

Rewards

• You acquire an item: tiny dagger

• You acquire an item: banana

Stats:

• You gain X brawn subpoints
• You gain X brains subpoints
• You gain X bravado subpoints

Notes

• This opponent was reintroduced into the game on July 19th, 2009 in the DQS Kitchens area.
• The Demo Location is no longer open to adventure in. This encounter is no longer available.
• Prior to July 19th, 2009, the image for this encounter was as follows:

References

• "No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway" is a quote from the film Twelve Monkeys
• The bit about off-hand switchblades may be a reference to monkey knife-fighting, as seen in The Simpsons episode "The Mansion Family".