Small box of raisins

What is it with people? For some reason, someone always thinks that giving out some sort of crappy fruit on holidays is a good idea. Oh well, it could have been worse. At least it's not a half-rotten orange.

Type: food
Autosell value: N/A
Turns on use: 22-28
Fullness: 1

Cannot be be discarded
Cannot be be autosold
Can be be traded
Can be be stored

Plural: ?

Obtained From

• colourfully wrapped Yule present

When Consumed

You tear open the box and dump the entire contents into your mouth. Hmm... that's odd. It tastes just like horse. In fact, it tastes so much like horse that you spit it out only to discover that it IS a horse. A tiny rocking horse in fact. What the hell? Oh well, it could have been worse. At least it's not a half-rotten orange. Or a razor blade, like last time.

• You gain 22-28 turns
• You gain 1 fullness

Stats:

• You gain 12 brawn
• You gain 12 bravado
• You gain 12 brains

Effects:

• No effects are given

• You gain 1 amazing rocking horse

References

The item name and description come from the internet meme Amazing Horse from Weebl's Stuff, where a woman is encouraged to lick a horse because "it tastes just like raisins."

Collection

CommanderMack - 6 | Zammorak - 3 | CeruleanArcher - 2 | Rakkasan - 2 | SodaFett - 2 | jupider - 1 | Grokly - 1 | guymansir - 1 | Diarmuid - 1 | WooHooToo - 1