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<center>[[Image:Beerurge.png]]</center>
 
<center>[[Image:Beerurge.png]]</center>
  
 
== Description ==
 
== Description ==
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You are fighting the urge to go for a beer. You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow. Matter of fact, I've got it now. A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer. Mmmmm, Beer! You manage to sneak up on it.
  
You are fighting the urge to go for a beer
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== Opponent Level Information ==
  
You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow.
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'''Opponent Level:'''
  
Matter of fact, I've got it now.
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'''Power Level:'''
  
A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer.
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'''Attack Rating:'''
  
Mmmmm, Beer!
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'''Defence Rating:'''
 
 
You manage to sneak up on it.
 
  
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== Scaling ==
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*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? Y/N
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*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats?
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*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats?
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*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats?
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*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
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*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
  
 
== Combat Messages ==
 
== Combat Messages ==
 
'''Successful Attack:'''
 
 
Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice.
 
 
<font color="green"><b>-- You have defeated your opponent! --</b></font>
 
 
You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?
 
 
 
'''Unsuccessful Attacks:'''
 
 
<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
 
 
You clumsily hit yourself in the face with your knee, causing XX damage to yourself! Fool!
 
 
It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
 
 
 
 
<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
 
 
With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
 
 
<font color="red"><b>YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!</b></font>
 
 
It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font>
 
 
 
 
<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
 
 
Somehow, you manage to stick your pick right up your nose. Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose in public? You just did 3 damage to yourself!
 
 
It tries to whack you in the groin but fails, dismally!
 
  
 
== Location(s) ==
 
== Location(s) ==
*[[Demo Location]]
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*[[Demo Location]] (Area Closed)
  
 
== Rewards ==
 
== Rewards ==
  
*You gain XX [[moolah]]
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'''Stats:'''
*You gain XX [[brawn]]
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*You gain XX [[brains]]
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*You gain XX [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain XX [[bravado]]
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*You gain XX [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
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*You gain XX [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
  
 
== Notes ==
 
== Notes ==
 
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*The [[Demo Location]] is no longer open to adventure in. This encounter is no longer available.
 
== References ==
 
== References ==
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* "Mmmm, Beer" is a direct quote from [http://www.snpp.com/guides/mmmm.html Homer Simpson] and his many "Mmmm" lines.
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* "Hard day's adventuring" refers to The Beatles song/movie [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Hard_Day%27s_Night_(song) A Hard Days Night] from 1964.
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* "You can get it hacking..." is a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Bitter Victoria Bitter Beer], specifically the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfgi9hGx1o 1984 Ad].
  
 
{{Page/QuickLinks}}
 
{{Page/QuickLinks}}
  
 
[[Category: Opponents]]
 
[[Category: Opponents]]
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[[Category: Combat Adventures]]
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[[Category:Adventures]]

Latest revision as of 23:29, 11 July 2012


Beerurge.png

Description

You are fighting the urge to go for a beer. You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow. Matter of fact, I've got it now. A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer. Mmmmm, Beer! You manage to sneak up on it.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

Combat Messages

Location(s)

Rewards

Stats:

Notes

  • The Demo Location is no longer open to adventure in. This encounter is no longer available.

References


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