Toaster from hell

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Description

What do you get when you cross a pastry chef, a game show host and a toaster? Well the answer is supposed to be "an appliance that willingly heats up a variety of breads and pastries and provides you with witty banter in the process."

Due to the fact that what sits in front of you is another DQS experiment, the actual answer is "a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance that would look nice sitting on a counter next to a lake of fire."

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• You stuff it full of slices of bread from a nearby loaf before it notices you.

Successful Attack(s):

• It asks you if you would like grains and cereals for 100 moolah, scones and muffins for 500 moolah or tea cakes and pastries for 1000 moolah. While you're trying to decide, it pummels you for X HOT DAMAGE!

Failed Attack(s):

• It tries to eject a hot slice of raisin toast at you but the bread gets jammed and starts to burn.
• Your opponent attempts to ready another yeasty onslaught and then discovers, after some time, that it's plugged in but not turned on.

Location(s)

• Kitchens

Rewards

• sulfur pop tart
• smoked halibut
• bit o' crumpet
• brimstone toast
• You gain XX moolah

Stats: 1-6 subpoints gained per combat

• You gain 0-3 brawn
• You gain 0-2 brains
• You gain 0-2 bravado