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Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway? | Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway? | ||
| − | A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they' | + | == Combat Messages == |
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| + | '''Initiative Message(s) | ||
| + | *A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump. | ||
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| + | *You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump. | ||
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| + | '''Successful Attack''' | ||
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| + | *It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping! | ||
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| + | '''Miss Message(s)''' | ||
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*The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other. | *The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other. | ||
| − | + | *A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails. | |
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== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
*[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]] | *[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]] | ||
Revision as of 19:41, 1 February 2009
Description
Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway?
Combat Messages
Initiative Message(s)
- A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump.
- You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump.
Successful Attack
- It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping!
Miss Message(s)
- The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other.
- A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: topsy-turvy toffee (20%?)
- You acquire an item: heavy handbag (25%?)
Stats:
Notes
References
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