Veni, Vidi, Vendi

Description

There seems to be some kind of drink-vending machine in the corner, and you could really use a drink right now.

"Cool, Refreshing Drinks!" it says on the machine.. Right next to the sign saying "Out Of Order".

Great.

Combat Messages

Press A Button

Successful Attack:

• You know the sign says "Out Of Order", but you can't help pressing a button anyway, just to make sure. Ha! See, it DOES work sometimes!

Rewards:

8-Down Lemonade (XX%)

Syntho Pop (XX%)

Buck's Fizz (XX%)

Unsuccessful Attack:

• You gain nothing. Still, you didn't venture much either.

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Shake The Machine

Successful Attack:

• Nobody's around, so you give the machine a gentle shake. Nothing happens, so you give it a harder shake. The machine makes a funny clunking noise, and something drops into the chute. The shaking seems to have done the trick!

Rewards:

Doctor Pfeffer (XX%)

Brown Cow Energy Drink (XX%)

Unsuccessful Attack:

• Nobody's around, so you give the machine a gentle shake. Nothing happens, so you give it a harder shake. After a while, nothing continues to happen, so you walk away in disgust.

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Kick The Machine

Successful Attack:

• Since nobody appears to be looking, you decide to give the machine a solid kicking. You don't get a drink, but something drops into the coin return.

Rewards:

You gain XX moolah ! And a sore toe.

Unsuccessful Attack:

• Since nobody appears to be looking, you decide to give the machine a solid kicking. You don't get a drink, but you do get a sore toe

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Walk Away

• You walk away, dejectedly. A drink would have been great.

Location(s)

• Cafeteria