Woodchuck

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Description

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or was it jugs of wood? Too many times your poor tongue has stumbled over this one, and now he's overdue for a good kicking.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative message(s):

• He's so totally engrossed in chucking wood that you get the jump on him.

Hit message(s):

• He adds injury to insult and shreds your face for X DAMAGE!
• He runs around you in circles until you're thoroughly dizzy. You fall down and hit your head on a log for X DAMAGE!

Miss message(s):

• So, exactly how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck? Apparently the answer is seven. Or at least that's how many logs you counted flying just over your head.
• He jugs a jug of wood... wait, what?
• He stares at you woodenly instead of attacking you.
• Bored with you specifically, and chucking wood in general he starts juggling some logs instead.

Location(s)

• The Long Wood

Rewards

Items:

• You acquire an item: wooden jug ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: wooden ring ( ?% )

Stats: 5-10 subpoints gained per combat.

• You gain 5-10 brawn subpoints
• You gain 5-10 brains subpoints
• You gain 5-10 bravado subpoints

References

• This is a reference to a well-known tongue twister.