Grandfather's socks

These were originally made for walking, which would be just what they'd do, if they had feet in them. Which they would have, if wrapping scouring-pads around your feet were your thing.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: towel
Hands: 2
Attack: 40
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 120

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: pairs of grandfather's socks
Bonus: +3% to Brawn

Obtained From

• Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab (parent)
  • Grandfather's Pair of Socks

Combat Messages

Successful Attack

• First you hit with your left, then you hit with your right, then you do the boogie-woogie for X damage.
• You scour all over your opponents for X damage. Talk about raw.
• You sock your opponent's rocks off for X damage. Way to give 'em a taste, KG.

Unsuccessful Attack

• Your attempt to sock with your socks sucks.
• You toy around with your socks, but your measly impression of Lamb Chop fails to impress your opponent. Apparently that was one song that does end.

Fumble Message

• You attempt an incredibly complex nunchuckesque routine and accidently scratch yourself with the barbed-wire-like wool, doing yourself X damage.

References

• Boogie-woogie is mainly associated with dancing.
• "made for walking, which would be just what they'd do" is in reference to These Boots are Made For Walkin' a 1966 #1 hit by Nancy Sinatra
• Lamb Chop is a sock puppet sheep created by comedian and ventriloquist Shari Lewis.
• "Way to give 'em a taste, KG" is a reference to the song "Rock Your Socks Off" by Tenacious D.

Collection

diskincluded - 10000 | McFeisty - 1197 | MsFeisty - 232 | LordCretin - 100 | babe - 98 | CommanderMack - 84 | underscore - 69 | Josiah - 63 | pandamonieum - 60 | Seir - 39