Bear bum

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Description

As if by some cosmic mandate, you run into a bear. A very smelly bear. In fact, one might say he's a bum among bears. Not a bum bear, but a bear bum, who will not only nick your pick-a-nick basket, but who will also take whatever moolah you have and beat you senseless (not to mention snotless).

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? Y/N
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative message(s):

• This one may be smarter than your average bear, but let's face it, the average bear is pretty thick. He doesn't see you coming.

Hit message(s):

Miss message(s):

• You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.
• Just as he's about to attack you, a mouse with a funny accent runs out and tells the bear bum what a bum he is. He's too ashamed to attack you.
• He scratches his bum. His bare bum. His bare bear bum bum. And the bear bum doesn't bum you. Er... hit.

Location(s)

• The Long Wood

Rewards

Items:

• You acquire an item: pick-a-nick basket ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: bumberry juice ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: bear bum bum-battering bat (?)

Stats:

• You gain X brawn subpoints
• You gain X brains subpoints
• You gain X bravado subpoints

References

• Being smarter than your average bear is a reference to Yogi Bear.