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<center>[[Image:Bearbum.png]]</center>
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== Opponent Level Information ==
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? Y/N
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
'''Initiative message(s):'''
'''Initiative message(s):'''
*This one may be smarter than your average bear, but let's face it, the average bear is pretty thick. He doesn't see you coming.
*This one may be smarter than your average bear, but let's face it, the average bear is pretty thick. He doesn't see you coming.
*You attempt to sneak up on him, but the noisy bells you're wearing and the general smell of pepper alert him to your presence, and he gets the jump on you.
'''Hit message(s):'''
'''Hit message(s):'''
*He batters you in the bum with his bear bum bum battering bat. Badly. For X DAMAGE!
*He picks you up, dumps you head-first into a nearby waste bin, then throws you into the conveniently close river (now complete with white-water rapids and waterfall!). You're shaken and bruised for X DAMAGE!
*He greedily gobbles the contents of a pick-a-nick basket, showering you with ballistic scraps for X DAMAGE!
*Though no light is emitted from the rather grimy smiley-face painted on his belly, his stare scares you to the bone. You pee in your pants (or pants equivalent, or pantslessness if you�re thus inclined), while your pride takes X DAMAGE!
'''Miss message(s):'''
'''Miss message(s):'''
*You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.
*You point out that "Rear Bear Stare" is not an appropriate way to attack anyone.
*[[Image:bumbatteringbat.png]] You acquire an item: [[bear bum bum-battering bat]] '''(?)'''
*[[Image:bumbatteringbat.png]] You acquire an item: [[bear bum bum-battering bat]] '''(?)'''
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain X [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
6-12 subpoints gained per combat.
*You gain X [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 6-12 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain X [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 6-12 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 6-12 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
*Being smarter than your average bear is a reference to Yogi Bear.
*Being smarter than your average bear is a reference to Yogi Bear.
*"Though no light is emitted from the rather grimy smiley-face painted on his belly, his stare scares you to the bone." and "Rear Bear Stare" is a reference to the Care Bears, and the Care Bear Stare.
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