Rather annoying robodog

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Description

This is probably the most useless piece of technology ever created. With a tinny, crackly voice it barks at you, then wobbles closer, lifts one of its legs and positively widdles some machine oil on your foot.

Time to kick some metallic doggie arse!

Enraged by so much insolence you get the jump on it.

Combat Messages

Jump Message:

• Enraged by so much insolence you get the jump on it.

Successful Attack(s):

Missed Attack(s):

• It falls over and its stupid stumpy legs paddle the air quite ineffectually.
• It starts to chase its own tail in a very mechanical and stupid way.
• It somersaults in an attempt to bite your nose off, but accidentally gets its teeth stuck in its own backside. Yes, it bites its own shiny metal ass.

Location(s)

• Exointrinsicbiotechnomystifics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: Smug Pug Rug (10%?)
• You acquire an item: weak laser emitter (23%?)

Stats:

• You gain 0-4 brawn
• You gain 0-2 brains
• You gain 0-2 bravado

References

• The phrase "...it bites its own shiny metal ass." is a reference to the catchphrase of the robot, Bender, from Futurama. His favourite saying is "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"