Grandfather's socks
These were originally made for walking, which would be just what they'd do, if they had feet in them. Which they would have, if wrapping scouring-pads around your feet were your thing.
Type: weapon (melee)
Class: towel
Hands: 2
Attack: 40
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 120
Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded
Outfit name: N/A
Plural: pairs of grandfather's socks
Bonus: +3% to Brawn
Obtained From
Combat Messages
Successful Attack
- First you hit with your left, then you hit with your right, then you do the boogie-woogie for X damage.
- You scour all over your opponents for X damage. Talk about raw.
- You sock your opponent's rocks off for X damage. Way to give 'em a taste, KG.
Unsuccessful Attack
- Your attempt to sock with your socks sucks.
- You toy around with your socks, but your measly impression of Lamb Chop fails to impress your opponent. Apparently that was one song that does end.
Fumble Message
- You attempt an incredibly complex nunchuckesque routine and accidently scratch yourself with the barbed-wire-like wool, doing yourself X damage.
Notes
References
- "made for walking, which would be just what they'd do" is in reference to These Boots are Made For Walkin' a 1966 #1 hit by Nancy Sinatra
- Lamb Chop is a sock puppet sheep created by comedian and ventriloquist [1]Shari Lewis.
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