"unicorn"

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Description

In a last-ditch effort to drum up business, the carnival has pulled out all the stops. This one should definitely have had the "STOP" left in. Anyone who can't see that this "unicorn" is actually a goat with a carrot stapled to its head is a complete tool. And whoever did the stapling is even worse, cuz that goat is MAAAAAAD.

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• While it's busy flaring its nostrils and stamping its hooves you get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

• It decides you look remarkably like the fool that stapled a carrot to its head and charges at you, slamming into your arm and causing X DAMAGE!

Missed Attack(s):

• The goat tries to butt your Body parts but fails, dismally!
• The goat attempts to gore you with its mighty horn but the carrot falls off.

Location(s)

• Second-hand Sideshow

Rewards

• You acquire an item: carrot ( 27% )
• You acquire an item: half-chewed towel ( 15% )
• You acquire an item: big bloomers ( 31% )
• You acquire an item: small handful of cabbage ( 15% )

Stats:

• You gain 1-3 brawn
• You gain 1-3 brains
• You gain 2-6 bravado