Difference between revisions of "Annoying tourist"
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== Combat Messages == | == Combat Messages == | ||
− | '''Jump Message''' | + | '''Jump Message:''' |
*You realise that helping lost tourists is part of your "civic duty", but you're not feeling particularly civic today and think that "duty" is only a word that sounds a bit dirty if you say it just right. Basically, you don't care and feel like beating up on this fool is going to be a lot more fun. You get the jump. | *You realise that helping lost tourists is part of your "civic duty", but you're not feeling particularly civic today and think that "duty" is only a word that sounds a bit dirty if you say it just right. Basically, you don't care and feel like beating up on this fool is going to be a lot more fun. You get the jump. | ||
+ | '''Successful Attack(s):''' | ||
+ | '''Missed Attack(s):''' | ||
+ | *Realising that they are both on holiday, it's only fair that the tourist's wife has a go at you as well. She takes off her fanny pack and swings it wildly at you, but it fails to pack any sort of punch, in your fanny or anywhere else. Seems it's on a roamin' holiday. | ||
== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
*[[Downtown]] | *[[Downtown]] |
Revision as of 18:27, 26 March 2014
Description
You're approached by an overweight middle-aged man and his utterly unappealing wife, who are both wearing matching loud shirts and fanny-packs and who seem to be thoroughly lost. He takes out a phrasebook and proceeds to ask you loudly, slowly and annoyingly HOW... TO... GET... TO... BUS... STATION.
You stare at him blankly.
He pulls a phrasebook from his fanny pack and tries again... "Hovercraft minn er fullur af friði?"
Clearly, this guy isn't from around here.
Combat Messages
Jump Message:
- You realise that helping lost tourists is part of your "civic duty", but you're not feeling particularly civic today and think that "duty" is only a word that sounds a bit dirty if you say it just right. Basically, you don't care and feel like beating up on this fool is going to be a lot more fun. You get the jump.
Successful Attack(s):
Missed Attack(s):
- Realising that they are both on holiday, it's only fair that the tourist's wife has a go at you as well. She takes off her fanny pack and swings it wildly at you, but it fails to pack any sort of punch, in your fanny or anywhere else. Seems it's on a roamin' holiday.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire 1 Fanny pack XX&
- ? Moolah
- You gain ? Brains subpoints
- You gain ?1?Bravado subpoints
- You gain ?1? Brawn subpoints
Notes
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