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*You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of rum]] XX% | *You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of rum]] XX% | ||
*You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of gin]] XX% | *You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of gin]] XX% | ||
− | *You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of bourbon]] XX% | + | *You gain ?1-3? [[tiny bottle of bourbon]] XX% |
+ | *You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of scotch]] XX% | ||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
+ | '''The punchline can be one of:''' | ||
+ | * Aren't you a piece of string? | ||
+ | * Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear? | ||
+ | * Why the long face? | ||
+ | * These two peanuts came in yesterday. | ||
+ | * We don't get many gorillas around here. | ||
+ | * Hey, we've got a drink named after you! | ||
+ | * Are you Vincent Van Gogh? | ||
+ | * Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants! | ||
+ | * So there was this polar.... bear in here last week. | ||
+ | * Boy, I wish I could do that. | ||
+ | * Big John's coming to town! | ||
+ | * How did you get that peg leg? | ||
+ | == References == | ||
+ | *Name of location is a play on the song title "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet. (who is mentioned in the last world of dialogue) | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | ||
+ | *The punchlines refer to the following jokes (click to expand or collapse): | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
+ | * A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says 'We don't serve strings in this bar' and kicks the string out. | ||
+ | :The string gets angry, but gets an idea. He unravels his ends, ties himself into a knot, and rolls around in the dirt. | ||
+ | :The string walks back into the bar and says 'Hey, bartender, give me a beer!' | ||
+ | :The bartender says 'Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?' | ||
+ | :And the string says 'Nope, I'm a frayed not!' | ||
+ | |||
+ | * A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?' | ||
+ | :The guy says 'What?' | ||
+ | :bartender: 'I said, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?' | ||
+ | :guy: 'WHAT?' | ||
+ | :bartender: 'I SAID, DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT A CARROT IN YOUR EAR?' | ||
+ | :guy: 'I can't hear you, I've got a carrot in my ear.' | ||
+ | |||
+ | *A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' | ||
+ | |||
+ | *Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted. | ||
+ | |||
+ | *A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender thinks 'Huh, a gorilla?' | ||
+ | :The gorilla takes a seat and says 'Hello bartender. I'd like a margarita please.' | ||
+ | :Surprised, the bartender thinks 'This gorilla seems pretty smart.' He mixes up a margarita, serves it to the gorilla and says 'That'll be 18 dollars' | ||
+ | :The gorilla says 'ok' and hands the bartender a $20 bill. | ||
+ | :The bartender thinks 'I wonder how smart this gorilla is. I'll give him incorrect change and see what he does.' | ||
+ | :The bartender gives the gorilla $1 in change, and the gorilla says 'Excuse me, but I gave you $20, so I should get $2 in change.' | ||
+ | :The bartender apologizes and gives the gorilla the other dollar. | ||
+ | :The bartender thinks 'This gorilla really is pretty smart' and says "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here.' | ||
+ | :And the gorilla says 'Yeah, well, at $18 for a margarita, I'm not surprised.' | ||
+ | |||
+ | *A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, we've got a drink named after you!' | ||
+ | :And the grasshopper says 'Really? You've got a drink named Steve?' | ||
− | + | *A Dutch fellow walks into a bar and orders a beer. A few minutes later, the bartender says 'Hey, aren't you Vincent van Gogh?' | |
+ | :The Dutchman says 'Yes, I am.' | ||
+ | :The bartender says 'I'm a big fan! Would you like a drink on the house?' | ||
+ | :And Vincent van Gogh says 'No thanks, I've got one 'ere.' | ||
+ | |||
+ | *A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!' | ||
+ | :The pirate says 'Arr, I know. It's driving me nuts!' | ||
+ | |||
+ | *A polar bear walks into a bar and says 'I'd like a gin and........tonic, please.' | ||
+ | :The bartender says 'Sure, but why the big pause?' | ||
+ | :'Um, I'm a polar bear.' | ||
+ | |||
+ | *A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog in the corner licking his own testicles. The guy says 'Boy, I wish i could do that.' | ||
+ | :The bartender says 'Go ahead, he seems friendly enough.' | ||
+ | *A pirate walks into a bar. He has a pegleg, a hook hand, and an eyepatch. | ||
+ | :After he orders his drink, the bartender asks "So, how did you get the pegleg?' | ||
+ | :Pirate: 'We were in a storm, and I was swept out to sea. As me mates were pulling me back aboard, a shark bit me leg off.' | ||
+ | :Bartender" 'Wow. And how did you lose your hand?' | ||
+ | :Pirate: 'Arr, we were attacked by an enemy ship and one of the scurvy scallywags cut me hand off with his cutlass.' | ||
+ | :Bartender: 'And how about the eyepatch?' | ||
+ | :Pirate: 'I was in the crow's nest as a lookout and a seagull pooped in me eye.' | ||
+ | :Bartender: 'What? How did you lose an eye to seagull poop?' | ||
+ | :Pirate: 'Well, twas me first day with the new hook.' | ||
+ | </div> | ||
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Latest revision as of 05:16, 30 July 2015
Description
A Paracite (that would be you) walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Aren't you a piece of string?"
Yeah, you know where this is going.
Having heard more than your fair share of punch lines lately, you quickly line up a punch of your own, smack the bartender in the face, grab what you can, and leg it. Sweet.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You gain 1 Tiny bottle of vodka XX%
- You gain 1 Tiny bottle of tequila XX%
- You gain 1 tiny bottle of rum XX%
- You gain 1 tiny bottle of gin XX%
- You gain ?1-3? tiny bottle of bourbon XX%
- You gain 1 tiny bottle of scotch XX%
Notes
The punchline can be one of:
- Aren't you a piece of string?
- Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?
- Why the long face?
- These two peanuts came in yesterday.
- We don't get many gorillas around here.
- Hey, we've got a drink named after you!
- Are you Vincent Van Gogh?
- Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!
- So there was this polar.... bear in here last week.
- Boy, I wish I could do that.
- Big John's coming to town!
- How did you get that peg leg?
References
- Name of location is a play on the song title "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet. (who is mentioned in the last world of dialogue)
- The punchlines refer to the following jokes (click to expand or collapse):
- A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says 'We don't serve strings in this bar' and kicks the string out.
- The string gets angry, but gets an idea. He unravels his ends, ties himself into a knot, and rolls around in the dirt.
- The string walks back into the bar and says 'Hey, bartender, give me a beer!'
- The bartender says 'Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?'
- And the string says 'Nope, I'm a frayed not!'
- A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
- The guy says 'What?'
- bartender: 'I said, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
- guy: 'WHAT?'
- bartender: 'I SAID, DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT A CARROT IN YOUR EAR?'
- guy: 'I can't hear you, I've got a carrot in my ear.'
- A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?'
- Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
- A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender thinks 'Huh, a gorilla?'
- The gorilla takes a seat and says 'Hello bartender. I'd like a margarita please.'
- Surprised, the bartender thinks 'This gorilla seems pretty smart.' He mixes up a margarita, serves it to the gorilla and says 'That'll be 18 dollars'
- The gorilla says 'ok' and hands the bartender a $20 bill.
- The bartender thinks 'I wonder how smart this gorilla is. I'll give him incorrect change and see what he does.'
- The bartender gives the gorilla $1 in change, and the gorilla says 'Excuse me, but I gave you $20, so I should get $2 in change.'
- The bartender apologizes and gives the gorilla the other dollar.
- The bartender thinks 'This gorilla really is pretty smart' and says "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here.'
- And the gorilla says 'Yeah, well, at $18 for a margarita, I'm not surprised.'
- A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, we've got a drink named after you!'
- And the grasshopper says 'Really? You've got a drink named Steve?'
- A Dutch fellow walks into a bar and orders a beer. A few minutes later, the bartender says 'Hey, aren't you Vincent van Gogh?'
- The Dutchman says 'Yes, I am.'
- The bartender says 'I'm a big fan! Would you like a drink on the house?'
- And Vincent van Gogh says 'No thanks, I've got one 'ere.'
- A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!'
- The pirate says 'Arr, I know. It's driving me nuts!'
- A polar bear walks into a bar and says 'I'd like a gin and........tonic, please.'
- The bartender says 'Sure, but why the big pause?'
- 'Um, I'm a polar bear.'
- A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog in the corner licking his own testicles. The guy says 'Boy, I wish i could do that.'
- The bartender says 'Go ahead, he seems friendly enough.'
- A pirate walks into a bar. He has a pegleg, a hook hand, and an eyepatch.
- After he orders his drink, the bartender asks "So, how did you get the pegleg?'
- Pirate: 'We were in a storm, and I was swept out to sea. As me mates were pulling me back aboard, a shark bit me leg off.'
- Bartender" 'Wow. And how did you lose your hand?'
- Pirate: 'Arr, we were attacked by an enemy ship and one of the scurvy scallywags cut me hand off with his cutlass.'
- Bartender: 'And how about the eyepatch?'
- Pirate: 'I was in the crow's nest as a lookout and a seagull pooped in me eye.'
- Bartender: 'What? How did you lose an eye to seagull poop?'
- Pirate: 'Well, twas me first day with the new hook.'
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