| Food Name
|
Turns
|
Fullness
|
Brawn
|
Brains
|
Bravado
|
Effect Given (if any)
|
| Artery Hardener
|
26-32
|
5
|
18
|
9
|
12
|
|
| Asparagus fairy floss
|
15-19
|
3
|
0
|
45
|
0
|
|
| Banana
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Banana sundae
|
11-15
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
12
|
|
| Big Jack
|
15
|
4
|
12
|
12
|
6
|
|
| bit o' crumpet
|
1-3
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
4
|
|
| BLT
|
8
|
3
|
6
|
9
|
6
|
|
| Black pudding
|
11-14
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
30
|
|
| Blue necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Blue sugar (50 turns)
|
| brimstone toast
|
1-3
|
1
|
4
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Bucksome Bagel
|
3-10
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Bunch of candied carrots
|
5-8
|
1
|
0
|
12
|
0
|
|
| Bunny pop
|
5-8
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
5-18
|
|
| buttered toast
|
5-7
|
2
|
2
|
0
|
4
|
|
| Candy corn
|
2-4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Carrot
|
1-2
|
1
|
1-2
|
0
|
0
|
|
| cheesy scones
|
7-12
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
12
|
|
| chocolate syrup
|
1-3
|
1
|
4
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Choc-top ice cream cone
|
3-5
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Cinema popcorn
|
5-8
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Coleslaw
|
6-8
|
2
|
5
|
0
|
5
|
|
| Cookie
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Crispy bacon
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
1
|
1
|
|
| Deep-fried pig's ear ravioli
|
17
|
3
|
30
|
15
|
0
|
|
| dill pickle
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
1
|
|
| Dixon Choc-Orange Balls (TM)
|
2-4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Dixon Chips (TM) hot chips
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Dixon Cups (TM) ice cream cup
|
4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Dixon Balls (TM) hot jam doughnut
|
5-8
|
2
|
6
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Dixon Premium Chocolate Egg
|
4-8
|
1
|
12
|
0
|
0
|
Chance of getting a Golden chick
|
| Dixon Prunets (TM)
|
2-4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Dixon Sticks (TM) corndog
|
5-8
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
6
|
|
| Double-cheesy bacon burger
|
12
|
3
|
10
|
8
|
12
|
|
| Double probably-meat cheeseburger
|
8
|
3
|
6
|
9
|
10
|
|
| Double probably-meatburger
|
8
|
3
|
7
|
4
|
4
|
|
| dough
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| fishburger
|
10-12
|
3
|
0
|
10
|
0
|
|
| Fruity Dixon Sticks (TM) toffee apple
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Fluffy Dixon Sticks (TM) cotton candy
|
5-8
|
2
|
0
|
6
|
0
|
|
| Funny mushroom mish mash
|
8-12
|
3
|
4
|
4
|
4
|
Mostly Deaf (5 turns)
|
| Gaily coloured shrewd mushroom soup
|
8-12
|
3
|
3
|
8
|
0
|
Psilocybic Perception (5 turns)
|
| Golden pot brownie
|
?
|
3
|
30
|
|
30
|
Blarney Stoned (30 turns)
|
| Green necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Green sugar (50 turns)
|
| Half-a-sausage
|
1-2
|
1
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Half-eaten takeaway
|
5-9
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
12
|
Curry Breath (5 turns)
|
| Handful of "used" corn kernels
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
2
|
|
| Handful of "recycled" peanuts
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
2
|
0
|
|
| High protein gloop
|
6-8
|
2
|
5
|
5
|
5
|
|
| Jay's cabbage and slug dripping potato chips
|
100
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Jay's tequila and anchovy potato chips
|
100
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Langoustine sorbet
|
18
|
3
|
0
|
45
|
0
|
|
| Marmalade
|
1-3
|
1
|
0
|
4
|
0
|
|
| mixed dried fruit
|
3-5
|
2
|
6
|
0
|
0
|
|
| mixed olives
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
6
|
|
| Mushroom surprise
|
8-12
|
3
|
0
|
3
|
8
|
Portobello Pretension (5 turns)
|
| Nutty banana
|
3
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
|
| Orange necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Orange sugar (50 turns)
|
| pastry
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| PBJ toast
|
6-8
|
2
|
2
|
2
|
6
|
|
| Peanut brittle
|
7-8
|
2
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Peanut butter
|
3
|
1
|
0
|
4
|
0
|
|
| Peanut butter toast
|
6-9
|
2
|
3
|
6
|
0
|
|
| Pickle ice-cream
|
7
|
2
|
0
|
3
|
0
|
|
| Pigeon wing
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
|
| pigeonburger
|
9-11
|
3
|
10
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Pile of soggy shredded lettuce
|
1
|
1
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Pineapple linguine
|
18
|
3
|
0
|
30
|
15
|
|
| Plum pudding
|
10-13
|
2
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
|
| Probably-meat burger with salad
|
10-16
|
3
|
10
|
15
|
6
|
|
| Probably-meat cheeseburger
|
6
|
2
|
4
|
2
|
6
|
|
| Probably-meatburger
|
5
|
2
|
4
|
2
|
3
|
|
| Probably-meat patty
|
2
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
|
| Pudding cup
|
11-14
|
2
|
0
|
30
|
0
|
|
| Red necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
Red sugar (50 turns)
|
| Rice
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Sachet of "special" sauce
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
|
| Salty chocolate popcorn balls
|
17
|
3
|
15
|
0
|
30
|
|
| Saucy probably-meat cheeseburger
|
7
|
2
|
3
|
3
|
8
|
|
| Saucy probably-meat and bacon cheeseburger
|
12
|
3
|
12
|
8
|
10
|
|
| Saucy probably-meatburger
|
6
|
2
|
3
|
3
|
6
|
|
| saucy tart
|
8?
|
2
|
4
|
2
|
0
|
|
| Sesame-seed bun
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
|
| shrewd mushroom
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
2
|
0
|
|
| shrieking mushroom
|
1-2
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
|
| shrivelled mushroom
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
2
|
|
| shrunken mushroom
|
1-2
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
|
| simple mushroom
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Sliced onion
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
Stinkbreath (5 turns)
|
| Slice of processed cheese
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
|
| Small handful of cabbage
|
1-2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
2
|
|
| smoked halibut
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
6
|
0
|
|
| Soggy bread
|
1
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Special cookie
|
4-6
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
8
|
High As A Kite (5 turns)
|
| Squirti-Whip
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
3
|
6
|
|
| Squishy fishy pizza
|
5-6
|
3
|
0
|
3
|
0
|
|
| Steak'n'kidney pudding
|
11-14
|
2
|
30
|
0
|
0
|
|
| stick of butter
|
1-3
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
|
| strawberry jam
|
1-3
|
1
|
0
|
4
|
0
|
|
| sulfur pop tart
|
3-5
|
2
|
0
|
4
|
0
|
|
| Sweetbread souffle
|
18
|
3
|
?
|
?
|
?
|
|
| Tomato slices
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
|
| Topsy-turvy toffee
|
4-6
|
2
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Un-fun-sized candy bar
|
2-4
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Veggie-Mite (TM) sandwich
|
6-8
|
2
|
10
|
0
|
0
|
|
| Wax vampire teeth
|
1-2
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
0
|
|
| White necklaceless candy
|
8-12
|
1
|
10
|
10
|
10
|
White sugar (50 turns)
|
| Wiki Wacky Taffy
|
11-14
|
1
|
0
|
30
|
0
|
|