Difference between revisions of "Grandfather's socks"

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These were originally made for walking, which would be just what they'd do, if they had feet in them. Which they would have, if wrapping scouring-pads around your feet were your thing.

Type: weapon (melee)
Class: towel
Hands: 2
Attack: 30
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 18

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: pairs of grandfather's socks
Bonus: +3% to Brawn

Obtained From

Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab (parent)
- Grandfather's Pair of Socks

Combat Messages

Successful Attack

First you hit with your left, then you hit with your right, then you do the boogie-woogie for X damage.
You scour all over your opponents for X damage. Talk about raw.
You sock your opponent's rocks off for X damage. Way to give 'em a taste, KG.

Unsuccessful Attack

Fumble Message

You attempt an incredibly complex nunchuckesque routine and accidently scratch yourself with the barbed-wire-like wool, doing yourself 3 damage.

Notes

References

Collection

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 == Combat Messages ==
 '''Successful Attack'''
+*First you hit with your left, then you hit with your right, then you do the boogie-woogie for X damage.
+*You scour all over your opponents for X damage. Talk about raw.
+*You sock your opponent's rocks off for X damage. Way to give 'em a taste, KG.
 '''Unsuccessful Attack'''
+'''Fumble Message'''
+*You attempt an incredibly complex nunchuckesque routine and accidently scratch yourself with the barbed-wire-like wool, doing yourself 3 damage.
 == Notes ==