Hard rock snake

Description

In an offshoot of the Zweit-Childer Mine, you lose your footing and stumble into a pit, where there's an upturned mining cart with a broken front axle, some piles of rubble, and a pretty cool-looking but also huge and scary snake.

After close examination of the cart, the broken axle appears to have been caused by a lack of grease on a squeaky wheel, which is all very interesting, until you remember the gigantic SNNAAAAKKKE! Attack: 30
Defence: 30
Gender: Unspecified
Attack Type: Physical/Poison(?)
Resistances: Poison

Combat Messages

Successful Attack:

• You swing your pickaxe round and round, do-si-do and stick it in a sensitive part of your opponent, who takes XX damage.

• Your short-handled pickaxe handles your opponent in short order, dealing it XX damage. You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?

• You axe your opponent to pick how much damage you should do. Apparently, it picked XX.

Unsuccessful Attack:

FUMBLE!

Somehow, you manage to stick your pick right up your nose. Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose in public? You just did 5 damage to yourself!

Location(s)

• The Zweit-Childer Mine

Rewards

• snakeskin pants (20% chance)
• snakehead guitar pick (30% chance)
• legendary hard rock hat (15% chance)

• You gain XX moolah
• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado