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He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.
He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing n DAMAGE! What a jerk!
He flails his arms wildly at your nose but misses like the jerk that he is.
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== Rewards == | == Rewards == | ||
'''Items:''' | '''Items:''' | ||
− | + | *[[Image:hypershirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt]] '''( ?% )''' | |
− | [[Image:hypershirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt]] '''( ?% )''' | + | *[[Image:jogshorts.png]] You acquire an item: [[ridiculously loose shorts]] '''( ?% )''' |
+ | *[[Image:fncyshoe.png]] You acquire an item: [[fancy jogging shoes]] '''( ?% )''' | ||
− | [[Image: | + | [[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 11-12 [[moolah]] |
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'''Stats:''' | '''Stats:''' | ||
− | + | *You gain 1-4 [[brawn]], [[brains]], and [[bravado]] | |
− | You gain 1-4 [[brawn]], [[brains]], and [[bravado]] | ||
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== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
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== References == | == References == |
Revision as of 12:27, 5 September 2008
Description
As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!
He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.
Combat Messages
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Hit message(s):
He sissy-punches you in the <bodypart> for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk!
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Rewards
Items:
- You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
- You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
- You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )
You gain 11-12 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
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