Possessed dumpster

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Description

You come across an interesting looking dumpster and decide to take a look inside. You stand there muttering "glory and riches, glory and riches, glory and riches" for a few minutes before opening it, desperately hoping that someone has mistakenly left a treasure chest at the dump.

Unfortunately, what greets you isn't gold and shiny, it's more damp and squishy, and smells of something.... long dead. You lean further in, still convinced that there must be treasure below all this junk but pause as you become slowly aware of a rumbly, grumbly noise and the fact that the dumpster seems to be moving... on its own.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• Your reactions are super swift and you jump clean out of the way, with more than enough time to get in the first shot.

Successful Attack(s):

• Your opponent has lots of big square teeth, as white as sycamore, and a pulsating tongue as red as mahogany. Which it uses to bite and lick you for X DAMAGE!
• The lid of the dumpster comes down and cracks you on the head for X DAMAGE!
• You're pretty much convinced that your opponent is half dumpster, half homicidal maniac - which it confirms by slamming into you for X DAMAGE!

Failed Attack(s):

• A wizard, or at least someone dressed much like you'd expect a wizard to be dressed, emerges to defend the dumpster by casting a spell on you. Too bad he seems to know only one spell, and it's not an attack one. The wizard runs away.
• Seeing as the dumpster has no eyes, you decide to just stand behind it while it snaps at empty air.

Location(s)

• Junkyard

Rewards

• You acquire an item: half-eaten takeaway (27%)
• You acquire an item: bag of grass cuttings (23.5%)
• You acquire an item: spray gun (21.5%)
• You acquire an item: SCYTHE OF DOOOOOOM (17%)
• You gain 32-48 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-3 brawn
• You gain 1-4 brains
• You gain 2-5 bravado