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| − | *You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands. | + | *You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 [[Groan Damage|GROAN DAMAGE]]. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands. |
Revision as of 12:28, 24 September 2008
This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare.
Type: combat item
Autosell value: 120
Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored
Plural: Really bad jokes
Obtained From
When Used
Successful Attacks:
- You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... <Joke Question> you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. <Joke Answer> He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.
| Joke Question | Joke Answer |
| Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank? | He wanted to make a clean getaway! |
| What has four wheels and flies? | A garbage truck! |
| What do porcupines say when they kiss? | OUCH! |
| What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it? | Silence! |
References
Notes
- Can only generate three jokes per day.
Collection
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