Sharp miner

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Description

Once upon a time this miner tried to pursue a career as a member of a barber shop quartet. After being ejected from the group due to his lack of ability to sing in tune, he attempted a number of other vocations before turning to mining. He still sings hopelessly out of tune but nobody really cares anymore because they can't usually hear him over the general mining soundscape. You, however, seem to have been stupid enough to not only get close enough to hear him, but you also winced noticeably and he saw it. Now he's furious.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• While he's busy remonstrating with you about your lack of appreciation for his musical ability, you get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

Failed Attack(s):

• He might be a sharp miner, but his attacking skills seem to b flat today and he misses you completely.
• He tries to assault you with his group's number one hit from before he was kicked out, but he can't remember the words.

Location

• Mine Camp F

Rewards

• off-pitch pipe
• denim dungarees
• miner's coat
• You gain XX moolah

Stats:

• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado