| Item Name |
Defence |
Effects |
| blue t-shirt |
2 |
N/A |
| super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt |
5 |
N/A |
| Blue duffel-coat |
8 |
-2 to Bravado, +5 Poison damage |
| Bushman's blue singlet |
10 |
N/A |
| Military harness |
10 |
+1 to Brawn, +1 to Bravado |
| stripy mime shirt |
10 |
N/A |
| Wifebeater |
10 |
+1 to Brawn, -5 to Brains, +1 to Bravado |
| armour-plated ant abdomen |
20 |
N/A |
| Beige Hornet superhero cape |
30 |
-1 to Opponent Level |
| lab coat |
35 |
+2 to Brains |
| strap-on wings |
40 |
+5 to Bravado |
| alpha launch souvenir t-shirt |
50 |
+3 turns at intermission |
| frayed, stained, stripy shirt |
50 |
N/A |
| Jolly red coat |
50 |
+10 Cold Damage Reduction |
| Shiny chain-mail shirt |
50 |
+5 Physical Damage Reduction, +5 % to Item Drops |
| Wabbit fur coat |
60 |
+5% to Max HP |
| leprechaun waistcoat |
65 |
+3 % to Item Drops, +3 % to Moolah Drops |
| "Kiss me I'm Dyrish" t-shirt |
80 |
+5 to Bravado, -3 to Opponent Level, -3% to Moolah-based NPC Store Prices |
| Token Gear (TM) T-Shirt |
100 |
+10 to all stats, +3 to all elemental resistances |
| Merry Christmas 2007 T-Shirt |
120 |
+5 to all Stats, +10 to Opponent Level, +10% to Stat Gains per fight |