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If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this! | If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this! | ||
| − | + | == Opponent Level Information == | |
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| + | '''Opponent Level:''' | ||
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| + | '''Power Level:''' | ||
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'''Attack Rating:''' | '''Attack Rating:''' | ||
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== Scaling == | == Scaling == | ||
| − | *Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? | + | *Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No |
| − | *[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? | + | *[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No |
| − | *[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? | + | *[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No |
| − | *[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? | + | *[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No |
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind | *[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind | ||
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind | *Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind | ||
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== Combat Messages == | == Combat Messages == | ||
| + | '''Initiative Messages''' | ||
| + | *Your elaborate harmonic motion completely cancels its attention. You get the jump on it. | ||
| + | *In a simple harmonic motion it scintillates right out of the way then returns to get the jump on you. | ||
| + | '''Successful Attacks''' | ||
| + | *You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of (X) DAMAGE! | ||
| + | *It calls its cosine to come and poke you in the nose for (X) DAMAGE! | ||
| + | *It subjects you to a furry analysis. Your self-esteem takes (X) DAMAGE! | ||
| + | '''Missed Messages''' | ||
*It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up. | *It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up. | ||
| + | *It periodically malfunctions and fails to hit you completely. | ||
| + | *It scintillates straight into a wall. Seems it still can't find what it's looking for. | ||
| + | *It doesn't know much trigonometry, which causes it to break down and sob that things would be better if at least someone would love it. | ||
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== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
*[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]] | *[[Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab]] | ||
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*You acquire an item: [[really big ruler]] '''(25%?)''' | *You acquire an item: [[really big ruler]] '''(25%?)''' | ||
'''Stats:''' | '''Stats:''' | ||
| − | *You gain | + | *You gain 13-20 [[brawn]] |
| − | *You gain | + | *You gain 6-11 [[brains]] |
| − | *You gain | + | *You gain 6-11 [[bravado]] |
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
| − | + | *This, and the [[Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe]] have combat messages in which they hit a wall. | |
== References == | == References == | ||
| − | The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump Forest Gump] | + | *The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump Forest Gump] |
| + | *"sine tempore" is Latin. The English translation is "on time". | ||
| + | *"Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me." | ||
| + | *Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration. | ||
| + | *The Noli me Tangere is a historical writing by a Filipino Hero. | ||
| + | *Tangent and cosine are trigonometric functions. | ||
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[[Category: Opponents]] | [[Category: Opponents]] | ||
[[Category: Combat Adventures]] | [[Category: Combat Adventures]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 01:04, 1 April 2014
Description
What happens when an angle doesn't function anymore? Right, you get one of these, a horror fresh from n-dimensional space which can only be expressed as "A reason to run, Forrest, run!"
If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this!
Opponent Level Information
Opponent Level:
Power Level:
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating:
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? No
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
- HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Initiative Messages
- Your elaborate harmonic motion completely cancels its attention. You get the jump on it.
- In a simple harmonic motion it scintillates right out of the way then returns to get the jump on you.
Successful Attacks
- You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of (X) DAMAGE!
- It calls its cosine to come and poke you in the nose for (X) DAMAGE!
- It subjects you to a furry analysis. Your self-esteem takes (X) DAMAGE!
Missed Messages
- It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up.
- It periodically malfunctions and fails to hit you completely.
- It scintillates straight into a wall. Seems it still can't find what it's looking for.
- It doesn't know much trigonometry, which causes it to break down and sob that things would be better if at least someone would love it.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: pocket calculator (30%?)
- You acquire an item: really big ruler (25%?)
Stats:
Notes
- This, and the Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe have combat messages in which they hit a wall.
References
- The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film Forest Gump
- "sine tempore" is Latin. The English translation is "on time".
- "Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me."
- Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration.
- The Noli me Tangere is a historical writing by a Filipino Hero.
- Tangent and cosine are trigonometric functions.
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