Trigonometric malfunction

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Description

What happens when an angle doesn't function anymore? Right, you get one of these, a horror fresh from n-dimensional space which can only be expressed as "A reason to run, Forrest, run!"

If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this!

Your elaborate harmonic motion completely cancels its attention. You get the jump on it.

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

• It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up.
• You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of "X" DAMAGE!

Location(s)

• Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: pocket calculator (30%?)
• You acquire an item: really big ruler (25%?)

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-2 bravado

References

• The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film Forest Gump
• "sine tempore" is Latin. The English translation is "on time".
• "Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me."
• Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration.