Difference between revisions of "Trigonometric malfunction"
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== Combat Messages == | == Combat Messages == | ||
+ | '''Initiative Messages''' | ||
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+ | '''Successful Attacks''' | ||
+ | *You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of "X" DAMAGE! | ||
+ | *It calls its cosine to come and poke you in the nose for X DAMAGE! | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''Missed Messages''' | ||
*It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up. | *It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up. | ||
− | * | + | *It periodically malfunctions and fails to hit you completely. |
+ | *It scintillates straight into a wall. Seems it still can't find what it's looking for. | ||
== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
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== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
− | + | *This, and the [[Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe]] have combat messages in which they hit a wall. | |
== References == | == References == | ||
*The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump Forest Gump] | *The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump Forest Gump] | ||
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*"Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me." | *"Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me." | ||
*Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration. | *Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration. | ||
+ | *The Noli me Tangere is a historical writing by a Filipino Hero. | ||
+ | *Tangent is a trigonometric function. | ||
{{Page/QuickLinks}} | {{Page/QuickLinks}} | ||
Revision as of 02:14, 27 March 2009
Description
What happens when an angle doesn't function anymore? Right, you get one of these, a horror fresh from n-dimensional space which can only be expressed as "A reason to run, Forrest, run!"
If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this!
Your elaborate harmonic motion completely cancels its attention. You get the jump on it.
Opponent Level Information
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating:
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
- HP: Does this scale with player stats?
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Initiative Messages
Successful Attacks
- You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of "X" DAMAGE!
- It calls its cosine to come and poke you in the nose for X DAMAGE!
Missed Messages
- It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up.
- It periodically malfunctions and fails to hit you completely.
- It scintillates straight into a wall. Seems it still can't find what it's looking for.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: pocket calculator (30%?)
- You acquire an item: really big ruler (25%?)
Stats:
Notes
- This, and the Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe have combat messages in which they hit a wall.
References
- The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film Forest Gump
- "sine tempore" is Latin. The English translation is "on time".
- "Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me."
- Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration.
- The Noli me Tangere is a historical writing by a Filipino Hero.
- Tangent is a trigonometric function.
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