Trigonometric malfunction
Description
What happens when an angle doesn't function anymore? Right, you get one of these, a horror fresh from n-dimensional space which can only be expressed as "A reason to run, Forrest, run!"
If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this!
Opponent Level Information
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Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
- HP: Does this scale with player stats?
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Initiative Messages
- Your elaborate harmonic motion completely cancels its attention. You get the jump on it.
- In a simple harmonic motion it scintillates right out of the way then returns to get the jump on you.
Successful Attacks
- You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of (X) DAMAGE!
- It calls its cosine to come and poke you in the nose for (X) DAMAGE!
- It subjects you to a furry analysis. Your self-esteem takes (X) DAMAGE!
Missed Messages
- It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up.
- It periodically malfunctions and fails to hit you completely.
- It scintillates straight into a wall. Seems it still can't find what it's looking for.
- It doesn't know much trigonometry, which causes it to break down and sob that things would be better if at least someone would love it.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: pocket calculator (30%?)
- You acquire an item: really big ruler (25%?)
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Notes
- This, and the Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe have combat messages in which they hit a wall.
References
- The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film Forest Gump
- "sine tempore" is Latin. The English translation is "on time".
- "Noli me tangent!"is a reference to the Latin phrase, "Noli me tangere", which means "don't touch me."
- Noli-me-tangere is a historical term for facial ulceration.
- The Noli me Tangere is a historical writing by a Filipino Hero.
- Tangent is a trigonometric function.
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