Trigonometric malfunction
Description
What happens when an angle doesn't function anymore? Right, you get one of these, a horror fresh from n-dimensional space which can only be expressed as "A reason to run, Forrest, run!"
If only you had arrived *sine tempore* you might have avoided this!
Your elaborate harmonic motion completely cancels its attention. You get the jump on it.
Opponent Level Information
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating:
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
- HP: Does this scale with player stats?
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
- It attempts to scintillate all over you but got the coordinates all mixed up.
- You shout "Noli me tangent!", but it is too late. It covers your face in painful ulcerations to the tune of "X" DAMAGE!
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: pocket calculator (30%?)
- You acquire an item: really big ruler (25%?)
Stats:
Notes
References
- The phrase ".....run, Forrest, run!" is a quote from the 1994 film Forest Gump
- "sine tempore" is Latin. The English translation is "on time".
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