Elastic bat-a-ball

A small rubber ball has been attached to a cheap plastic paddle with a thin strand of elastic. It could provide you with hours of entertainment, or you could try to knock people out with it.

Type: weapon (ranged)
Class: projectile
Hands: 1
Attack: 40
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: N/A

Cannot be discarded
Cannot be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: None

Plural: elastic bat-a-ball sets
Bonus: -100% chance of Fumbling

Obtained From

• Prize Booth, (500 Prize tickets)

When Used In Combat

Successful Attack

• You display your prowess with the bat and ball. While your opponent is distracted, and suitably impressed, you attack with the paddle doing X damage.
• You spend a few seconds skilfully smacking the ball with the bat, then with one almighty WHACK! you send the ball hurtling right at your opponent, hitting it for X damage.
• Holding the bat in one hand and the ball in the other you choke your opponent with the elastic, causing it X damage.
• You launch the ball off the paddle and hit your opponent right where it hurts for X damage.

Miss Message(s)

• You grasp your bat firmly and start fapping away at the ball. FAP! FAP! FAP! You're far too busy sniggering at the image this conjures up to attack your opponent.
• You try to hit the ball at your opponent, but it sees the ball coming and ducks.
• You hit the ball so hard that it snaps the elastic, and the balls sails off into the distance. You scramble to retrieve and reattach it, but miss your chance to attack.

Fumble Message(s)

• You smack yourself in the elbow with your elastic bat-a-ball, causing yourself X damage!
• You attempt to hit the ball off the paddle but your aim is off and the elastic wraps around your knee instead, causing you X damage!

References

• Fap is the onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation. Commonly found in description on the internet.
• 'You hit the ball so hard that it snaps the elastic' is a reference to when a condom breaks during intercourse.

Collection

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