Listed below are the "awards" that are given in the game for completing certain tasks. Once you have earned an Award, the Award will spontaneously appear without cost. The awards a player receives are displayed in the player's profile for everyone to see.
Awards
| Number | Name | Image | Image filename | Requirement | Restriction |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Well that was a waste of time! | 
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A Complete Waste of Time | Click The Construction Site 1001 Times | Had to be completed during Pre-Alpha Stage of Paradox the Musical |
| 2 | Certificate of Denoobification | 
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I Am So Smrt | Complete Professor B. Ginner von Noob's Quest | ? |
| 3 | Knock Knock | 
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Knock Knock | Use 100 really bad jokes during combat. | ? |
| 3 | McJob | 
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McJob | Create exactly 30 Artery Hardeners all in one go. | Must be made in one Combine |
| 4 | McManager | 
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McManager | Create exactly 50 Artery Hardeners all in one go. | Must be made in one Combine |
| 5 | Red Light Award | 
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Red Light Award | Defeating 100 opponents with an intense infrared emitter. | ? |
| 6 | Totally Sporadic | 
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Totally Sporadic | Use 30 funky pink spores, 30 mysterious white spores and 30 strange green spores | ? |
| 7 | Butterfists | 
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Butterfists | By fumbling and getting Snotless by it 3 times | ? |
| 8 | Xtra Strong | 
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Xtra Strong | Reach level 10 or higher with a 20% Brawn stat bias. | ? |
| 9 | Xtra Smart | 
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Xtra Smrt | Reach level 10 or higher with a 20% Brains stat bias. | ? |
| 10 | Xtra Brave | 
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Xtra Brave | Reach level 10 or higher with a 20% Bravado stat bias. | ? |
| 11 | Compensation | 
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Compensation | For defeating 300 opponents with a really big ruler equipped. | None |
| 12 | Was That You? | 
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Was That You | ? | ? |
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